It was late one Sunday night, much like tonight, where I was browsing the r/banter when of course straight away I came across a post that intrigued me, now if you
saw this post you'd think that the person behind it was just some nobody, a loner, a neet, a shmuck, but I knew that this was not the case, I have an eye for these
types of things, the pure genius of posting ">mfw epic gamer" I had seen this poster before, but was now just realising the epicness he possesses, and as you all know,
I, Coolguy Leatherjacket, being a connoisseur of epicness, had to learn more, I thrive off this stuff. I used my hax0r skillz I had aquired durincg my professional
roblox noscoper days and I was able to triangulate pin point the longatitue and the lenghtotitude into one super mega monolithoglotude, and now, the real fun could
I cooly stroll up to this kids house as I toss the remainder of my gamer w33d spilf to the curb, I'm at the frontdoor now and I notice that somehow during the car ride
my mother gave me, underneath my signature leather jacket, the epic shadil'nae nae kekistani nationalist t shirt that I adorned had somehow been tucked into my ali a
merch tracksuit bottoms, I quickly untucked them otherwise he might mistake me for a nerd. I adjust my minecraft snapback, sag down my pants a little further, crack
my knuckles, "yep, it's gamer time" I say to myself as I ring the doorbell. He steps outside then I dab on him, kiss him then kick him in the balls then I walk away haha!
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