Why does Yonkers suck so much at punching? As you can see in this example, Yonkers is attempting to punch my wife :), but as you can see his form is horrible. His legwork is that of a homosexual's and his arm is awkwardly thrusted out to the side, with his elbow bent downward at a 90 degree angle. Despite sucker punching my wife :) in the back of the head, he barely knocks her forward at all. I thought tard rage was supposed to make you stronger.