I am absolutely convinced that he his one of the most mesmerizing men to have ever graced this earth. Mark my words, a new religion will eventually arise which praises Yonkers as a Messiah. I don't think there has ever been a more beautiful, breathtaking and powerful movement in all of history than what Yonkers created on /bant/. It is truly something to behold. The aesthetics, glory, idealism and utter and complete devotion to poop. Yes poop. It is a spiritual movement. The best qualities of human poop are harnessed and utilized and ate for all of the world to see. A real demonstration of why humans are amazing creatures. Maybe the world will really end when he dies. I dream of yonkers jerking od to his male cat's anus. I wish I could go to sleep and wake up right in the heart of it all and just feel the energy and passion. Fuck this clown board. Fuck it all. Down with it. I hate everything the other posters represents. YES. I HATE IT ALL DO YOU HEAR ME. SAY IT WITH ME. YONKERS IS A LEGEND. My hero.. Do not blaspheme the supreme lord, Yonkers. Yonkers is God. His spirit dwells in us all. Our father who art in heaven, hallow be thy name. Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on earth as it is in heaven. Give us this day our daily bread, and forgive us for our trespasses, despite us seeking to achieve retribution by declaring war on those who pride themselves in trespassing against us: the eternal art stealing trolls. We devote ourselves to our God.. to our Lord... Yonkers.