You know what mate? I'm bloody well sick of this shithouse attitude 4chan in general has against us Aussies. You know why we "shitpost"? Because the rest of you post such wanky, smart-arse bullshit the only way worth responding to you is through trolling yous fuckwits.
Did you know Australia is 2nd in the HDI index? Fair dinkum, our nation full of battlers who half-arse literally every aspect of our work ethic is the 2nd best in the world, behind some fucking bjorns who struck oil. That's why we're arseholes. Because as thick as we are, as pissed as we are, and as larrikin as we are, we know we're cashed up, cheerin and heaps better than your pissweak country. And we're not even trying.