Hey guys, just found a replacement for horny for my self.
>lonely stone with a boner
>Want to concur my carne
- Anon looked at his computer with the bitch ass expression he always wears,
- He thought about all the pornography he could view, games he could download
- He then remembered why he didn't fap.
"To fap is to give in to ones primal instincts, and from there the pit of despair is opened. Your mind will devolve, and it will be like an apes; you will only live in fear of death, not in the pursuit of advancement."
>I hate when I talk to my self.
>Go to kitchen
>Select Tabasco green chili sauce from fridge
>unsheathe thine Yogurt Slinger.
>Lather my dick in a admittedly conservative amount of hot sauce.
>The realization of what I had just done sinks in
>Sit down in my easy chair
>Dick begins to burn
>Let it happen
(Heats like rape; the more you struggle, the worse it gets. If you just relax and let it happen, you might just make it out; who knows, you might just enjoy yourself.)
>Pain becomes a trip
>Mind focused on the burn
>No horny tho
>Pain is soon complimented with warmth
>Discomfort with a side of comfort
>Why do I like this?
I don't feel a true high, but not dirty.
So, how was your day.