i want to bury le shit nigger in a coffin filled with sand and then set the coffin on fire. i would then carefully break the coffin to find le shit nigger incased in glass. i would then chip the glass parts around his ass and wear them as glasses. then, and only then, would i be able to fully appreciate le shit nigger's detailed asscheeks.
i want to shave my head and cover it in vaseline. i would then meet up with le shit nigger and slowly push my head into his delicate anus. then i would wear le shit nigger as a mask and go to a party where other people where each other as masks. maybe we could get drunk together.
i want to find le shit nigger's diapers, microwave them, and then wear them. afterwards i would call him to a feast and make diaper stew which i would force-feed to him through a straw.
i want to surgically remove my ballsack and take all the semen from it and spill it inside a humidifier. i would then put the humidifier inside le shit nigger's room when he is asleep so he will slowly breath my would-be kids inside his lungs.
i want to collect all the dead skin cells and finger-nails from le shit nigger and put them inside my work-shed. i would later attempt to replicate le shit nigger's left index finger and pleasure myself with it. maybe if i collected enough resources then i could made a full-on fist.
i want to find a random person on the street and duct-tape him to a stop sign. if the scientist near my shed gives me hi-tec equipment, then i qould be able to siphon genes and dna from le shit nigger. i would then intoxicate the man on the stop sign with le shit nigger's hormones and attempt to turn him into a le shit nigger clone.
i want to piss down le shit nigger's throat.
i want to shit inside le shit nigger's anal cavity.
i want to cum all over le shit nigger's eyelids.>tfw you will never EVER become le shit nigger
feels bad man