Kind of funny since the author went with the whole bird brain shtick yet birds are the third smartest group of animals second only to the whale family and primates. Parrots and pigeons are just as smart as pigs while crows and ravens are even smarter than dolphins and are under heavy consideration to dethrone the chimp as the world's smartest animal. Don't care that she's stupid though because she's cute as a button, sweet as an angel, and could destroy riley Reid in a dick sucking contest. She also dispenses food from her twat. Absolute perfection, 11/10.