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ID:/31ug5Fh No.10956343 ViewReplyOriginalReport
Good day, filthy peasants. I am the plague doctor of /bant/, and it seems this board has come down with a rather nasty case of a most horrible disease. A disease that has killed millions, and continues to be spread around. I, of course, speak of THE GAY.
THE GAY is by far the biggest killer in the world, with a 40% mortality rate among infected. Symptoms include, but are not limited to, incoherent speech, stuttering, the use of weeb slang, and most importantly, gay posting. If someone you know is caught with any of these symptoms, isolate yourself immediately from them.
Call upon me and I will go and analyze the patient, where I shall give them a proper administrative cure of burning coals, leeches, or a rope around the neck. Tell me of your symptoms.