> Be British
> Be Annoyed all the time
> It's raining
> Tomorrow calls for rainyer rain than the rain yesterday, but close to the rain today.
> Shoes always wet
> American's wash shoes and dry them daily to keep them fresh and warm.
> Goddamn it I hate American's, why can't my feet not be soaking wet with my tears of jealousy all the time?
> Renames something with a ridiculous word .