Hey, guys. This will be my last post.
It's been fun hanging out, but I'm afraid the shallow humor and weird subculture fun weren't enough to save anyone. I know it's possible that they've saved someone, but they haven't saved me. I was never the popular kid, I never wanted to work out, I never wanted to set a world record at video games, I never wanted to eat cheese alone while listening to the crackling of a log fire, I never wanted to skydive naked after having rubbed an entire jar of coconut oil on my coconuts (if you know what I mean) if you know what I mean, I never wanted to never want a thing.