Japan is a perfect example of "not-as-good-as-it-used-to-be." Before being raped by the atom bomb, Japan was busy doing just that to inferior countries, but with a Katana instead of the mighty power of the atom. After the USA's rampage, however, it degraded into what you see now. Most of Japan's population has aspergers caused by the radioactive bombs we dropped on their asses. That—combined with the fact that every Japanese man, woman, and child is on crack—explains why everything Japan makes is so fucking weird. But somehow, Japan loves Germany: the whores want to suck Hitler's dick while he himself called them honorary aryans. The most plausible theory on why Hitler could love who amounts to Asian Jews is because the Japanese used to be a bunch of strict decent honorable and civilised humans until a Jewish aspie invented the nuke for Science and therefore spread his radiation upon the entire Japanese population, mutating them all into the Aspie Jews they are today.