None of these are suitable enough for this board. The only real savior of /bant/ is the one that has been in front of you all along, calling you an*Mefag and saving this board. The one who never hesitated to shitpost a thread to death in order to save the board from further an*Mefag shitposts. The one who keeps the an*Mefags are bay.
The savior of /bant/ and the watchful guardian of this great site. The great white Mexican sex God, me. Pic related, I am IBERIAN