Listen dude, and I'm being 100% honest when i say this.
I was looking out for you, not me or anyone else, you.
And it's sorta rude when you deride my attempts to help by saying I'm fantasizing about something or that I'm some sort of weirdo.
It would be great if you showed at least a bit of gratitude for when i do decide to try to help.
Even if it's not that helpful, i'm still trying my best.