Well, first off, I'm gonna just go ahead and get this over with so that a shitstorm doesn't get started in the future.
[spoiler:lit]I'm a newfaggot[/spoilerfuckspoilersnotbeinguniversal]
Now that's out of the way, I'm a literal nobody. IRL, if you looked in my direction, you wouldn't even see me. I'm a ghost.
I'm manically depressed, and I have many mental issues, but we're all messed up in the head or we wouldn't be here.
As for my /bant/ history, I've been here since day one, was regular for about a month, then on-off for several months till now.
That's pretty much all that I am. A wisp, floating through the darkness, waiting to be consumed by the black.