I took your test I hope it's to your liking. Yes things will get rather dark quickly.
*stands up and moves behind you scissors in hand* I'm not allowed to do things like this because too many people aren't comfortable with it but I think you'll enjoy it.
*starts to cut your hair to be more girly*
With this silky hair of yours we might be able to make a proper lady out of you. The way you galavant around with every anon on bant. I've seen you slutting around I just don't say anything. It's embarrassing to say the least.
*finishes cutting your hair into a short tomboy cut*
Perfect. You almost look halfway passable. We can fix that though.
*ties you to the chair*
I can't have you squirming around on me. You'll want to scream but I don't recommend it.
*picks up the scalpel*