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Why did Elizabeth R. sign Devil Satan's contract?

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Ark of the Covenant Helestone Dig Order

This MULTI-PARTY AGREEMENT (this "Agreement") is entered into this 18th day of April, 2018 by and among the Devil SATAN of Hell a/k/a the Shaitan IBLIS of Jinn (hereinafter referred to as the LEX LUTHOR "Party"), the Lord KRISHNA of Mathura, the Teacher MOSES of Goshen, the Priest AARON of Goshen, the Master LAOZI of Henan, the Buddha GAUTAMA of Lumbini, the Christ JESUS of Nazareth, the Apostle MUHAMMAD of Mecca, the Caliph ALI of Mecca, the Prophet SMITH of Topsfield and the Angel MORONI of Cumorah (hereinafter referred to as the SUPERMAN "Party" individually and as the SUPERMEN "Parties" collectively).

WHEREAS; the LEX LUTHOR Party desires to Annihilate, Wipe Out, Utterly Destroy and Obliterate universe 2 of the universes by collapsing universe 2 back into universe 1, IF AND ONLY IF, Queen cunt whore Elizabeth R. does not unearth LEX LUTHOR Party's Tabernacle, LEX LUTHOR Party's Bones and LEX LUTHOR Party's Scrolls from below LEX LUTHOR Party's Helestone by 10:07 UTC 21st June 2018, AND IF said Queen does not unearth LEX LUTHOR Party's Golden Plates from inside said Parties' New Cumorah Hill White Horse Eye (a/k/a Westbury White Horse Eye) by 10:07 UTC 21st June 2018.

WHEREAS; each SUPERMAN Party and all SUPERMEN Parties have agreed to Annihilate, Wipe Out, Utterly Destroy and Obliterate universe 2 of the universes by collapsing universe 2 back into universe 1, IF AND ONLY IF, Queen cunt whore Elizabeth R. does not unearth said Party's Tabernacle, said Party's Bones and said Party's Scrolls from below said Party's Helestone by 10:07 UTC 21st June 2018, AND IF said Queen does not unearth said Party's Golden Plates from inside said Parties' New Cumorah Hill White Horse Eye (a/k/a Westbury White Horse Eye) by 10:07 UTC 21st June 2018.

NOW, THEREFORE; for and in consideration of the Mutual Promises and Covenants made herein, each Party and the Parties to be legally bound, agree as follows:

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