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>starts vacuum
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>sweetie it's 10 am time to get up
>give me your dirty laundry and I'll clean it
NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MOM GET OUT I WAS UP LATE PLAYING 100% OJ WITH MY FRIENDS
>well isn't that nice
>today we're having 100% OJ for breakfast
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NO MOM GET OUT I NEED TO SLEEP
>okay I'll just grab your cum stained socks then
MOM THEY'RE NOT CUM STAINED I'M ON NO FAP MY FEET ARE JUST SWEATY GET OUT
>cracks Diet Coke
>sip
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