once upon a time, last night a certain prince got very very drunk and when on an adventure to the apartment next door in seach of free drinks. upon arrival at his destination he sighted a fair princess being harassed by 2 frenchmen equally a inebriated as the prince, the princess in distress flag over the prince for aid saying "oi anon can ya help me get these 2 frogs out? they keep saying they won't leave untill it sleep with them!". "you got grog?" replied the prince. "sure just get them out". the prince then proceeded to approach the 2 wine soaked bandits and said "oi you cunts! get the fuck out". the french duo turned and one said "why you make us leave? she say she will have sex with us but we get no sex!". "I don't give a shit, now faak awf" yelled the prince as he took another swig from his bottle, and for the prince lowered his head back to now normal he was swiftly punched by the short french man, the prince hastily recovered and countered the assault by punching the frenchy in the jaw while yelling "CUNT!!!" at the top of his lungs knocking the man unconscious. "take ya mate and fuck off or you're next cunt!". tje other frog in awe of the raw power and strength of a drunk idiot the scuttled for the door dragging his friend with him, "that's right, faggot" mumbled the prince. the princess came over to the prince and said "thanks for that here's some shit wine I wasn't going to drink. if only you where as useful as then you're sober". tbe prince quickly snatched the wine bottle out of the princess's hand quickly opening it, taking 2 mouth fulls of the contained liquid. "awright den, good night, darl!" slurred the prince and made his way to the door, "see ya when I sober up, love". "in a week or 2 then?" replied the princess. "fuck off" retorted the prince. the prince then returned to his residence and blacked out after stepping though his door and woke up 7 hours later on his porcline throne covered in vomit.
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