>>7016726>Falling for the tea brit meme
Buy a cheap cafetiere from asda or something and order 250g of preground french press coffee from Rave Coffee (great UK seller). I would suggest Signature Blend for your first time. 17 grams of coffee with 250g of water in the press (near boiling water) and wait for 4 minutes before pressing and pouring.
Hopefully you'll be enlightened enough to go buy a skerton pro grinder and start buying whole bean coffee, coffee truly is a superior drink.