one of my favourite pastas after
"I imagine myself in Europe, leading my Ottoman Platoon. Our mission is to stop f*G dogs from advancing. We mow down f*G dogs but they keep coming. I shoot f*G dogs but I run out of ammo so I draw my sword and begin slaughtering f*G, since f*Gs are way more psychically inferior to me, I slay them by dozens. Then I get shot, but I didn't fall, I kept fighting. Then shot again and again. f*Gs were shooting me from a distance like a cowards they are. I lie down, facing up to sky and I see KARA BOĞA (Allah) smiles at me, I smile back... Then I woke up, in africa, my homeland. My BLACK brethren gave me a warm welcome to heaven. I finally made it, I finally made it into heaven.."