Goddamn do I wish I could be pedoleafs uncle
Imagine pounding his tight eskimo ass every day as his parents are out on their romantic baby seal clubbing dates
Imagine smothering your cock in maple syrup and forcing him to lick it off or else you'll tell his parents about his dog abuse
Imagine encouraging him to try for the hockey team, and when he's turned down because of his frail disgusting body, consoling him by patting his head gently while he fellatiates you
Imagine spending an entire year's seal clubbing wage on that anime figurine he's been clamoring you about for weeks in exchange for promising to cry less during your "sessions"
It isn't fair /bint/