Fuck you, you sack of shit. I've been on 4chan longer than all of you. I was here back when reaction images were frowned upon and the idea of a greentext story was laughable /b/ shit at best. Don't you dare tell me to go to reddit you worthless newfag. I am the penultimate oldfag and I will always bitch about the retarded things you newfags do. That's how it fucking works so you better deal with it.