>>8485198>Oh boi you already fucked up. Lemme get these other (you)'s out first.
All according to keikaku.
Translators note: keikaku has nothing to do with bukkake
I can't say I've heard the term hob knob before. But I like the cut off your jib.>I've gotta get a new one tomorrow because Reddit broke it after bitch crying in the bar. That was months ago though and I haven't bar crawled since
First you're telling me to find the mug to find you..then you tell me there is no mug?? There are many inconsistencies in this story I tell you what. Get a new mug and post it like a sticky note>>8485237>I had a hot black goth reddit mistress for a little bit I use to go to bars with and drink on her dime. We found a burlesque bar in the arts district once where we went to goth night and met sexy cabaret dancers that drank with us.
Damn I'm jelly. I have a kinda goth friend but she doesn't comp my drinks, she sends me venmo bills. She is into the sexy girls though ya. See though? Girl shows are fun. I'm not crazy.>It almost sounds like you'd want it to be a little gay. That's fucking homo faggot.
Everything is better when it's a little gay. Plus I heard the official ruling on gayness once, something about balls, it's probably fine.
*whispers in your ear*
Do it. I have every weekend off.
S..stop sempai that tickles>It would blow bants mind.
Compelling argument. Imagine the shitposting.> About what
Like we had the bachelor and bachelorette parties at the same time. And he kept trying to see his fiance even though the plan was to be separate parties. She bosses him around and I think he puts up with it. I don't have anything against her exactly I just wish he'd formulate some opinions of his own more often.>end up talking with a girl in my lap picking her brain, she'll whip out her phone to show me her kid and then mine comes out.
Your phone comes out?
If I were smart I'd call bs on some of these tales but I won't cause I habeeb them. Teach me though, seriously