smooth legs greg : So we meet again. PinkyBong, my arch nemesis.
pinkybong : my apologies greg but your legs won't save you here. you see I have capturred you and I will finally cut off your legs so that I can figure out the seecret behind your smoothness and then take over the world with my army of female pinkybongesses so that we can enforce world wide state veganism . I have tried for years to replicate your powers but it was all for naught. But my nigger bong costume has gotten you tricked into doing bdsm acts with me and now you are trapped into my BDSM machine. Who would have thought that your irresistible attraction to the illusive nigger aids would be your downfall
Smooth legs greg: YOU fool putting legs this smooth on a woman would be a waste they were given to me by the god of gayness ABIB senpai.
Pinkybong : Oh yes this abib . The one who tried to ban me.... However , I as the most epic troll have found many ways to evade his bans . his powers are nothing compared to the former leader of anonymous UK, but I digress . Exocutioners grab the leg guillotine so that we can finally get this so called "fully submissive bottom faggot " to submit to the vegan cause once and for all.
Smooth legs greg : I will never submit to you pinkybong , you will never get my legs. Veganism is wrong because semen is an animal product and I will fight any attempt to keep meat out of my mouth.
Pinkybong : FIRE THE GUILOTINNES
the guillotine blade falls down but the second it touches gregs legs it slips out of the guillotine and into pinkybongs favorite Kot
Pinkybong: nooooooooooooooooo I worked hard for that ID get. OH I can'T CONTROLL THE BDSM MACHINE NOW THAT MY KOT POWERS HAVE BEEN DEPLETED
Bdsm machine : explodes
smooth legs greg : Sorry pinkybro but I gotta slip
smooth legs greg uses the explosion to launch himself out of pinkybongs lair and then lands on his infinitely smooth legs and slides back to his house
Pinkybong : YOU CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS GREEEG