>>9354916>The gays won't care, sex
Oh, they do. Youth is a commodity, once I lose it I'm shit outta luck. I'll have to progress into something else. >>9354920>aren't you afraid of STDs ?
Me? Afraid of STDs? Me? A weird white mark on the head of my penis that seems to slowly be getting bigger? Me? Went into get it tested months ago and it came up as nothing but the doctor was probably retarded cause all he did was swab it and didn't do blood tests etc? Me? been too scared to go back ever since? Nah, not me. >Bisexual ? It can be an advantage if you ever need more money, I would certainly advertise both if I ever get in business.
Yeah I'm bi. idk man, women freak me out. My experience with them is limited but I'm fairly confident I could satisfy them in bed but idk man, girls are fickle creatures. Guys generally just wanna come in and have a rump but with girls there often needs to be more of an emotional connection there which means I'd have to talk to them and get them to like me first and that'd mean talking to girls and girls are scary!>What are some strange experiences you had with clients ?
Uhh lets see. I peed all over a guy one time. I've got one client who really likes it when I gently tickle his balls/ass/inner thighs. A guy who had a scat fetish fingered me and it was unclean and he licked his finger clean. I didn't really care but he wanted to kiss me after and I was like "nu, poopy!!". I was with some old man one time which was not strange in and of itself except for the fact that he was on meth. I've never seen an old man party so hard srs. >>9354923
ʸᵉˢ ᵇᵘᵗ ᵈᵒᶰ'ᵗ ᵗᵉᶫᶫ ᵃᶰʸᵒᶰᵉ, ᴵ ᶫᶦᵏᵉ ᵗᵒ ᶫᵒʳᵈ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵃᶜᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᴵ'ᵛᵉ ᵇᵉᵉᶰ ʷᶦᵗʰ ᵃ ᵍᶦʳᶫ ᵒᵛᵉʳ ᶦᶰᶜᵉᶫˢ ᵇᵘᵗ ᶦᵗ ᵃᶜᵗᵘᵃᶫᶫʸ ʰᵃᵖᵖᵉᶰᵉᵈ ᵇʸ ˢʰᵉᵉʳ ᶜʰᵃᶰᶜᵉ ᵃᶰᵈ ᴵ ˢᵗʳᵘᵍᵍᶫᵉ ᵗᵒ ᵗᵃᶫᵏ ᵗᵒ ʷᵒᵐᵉᶰ ᵘᶰᵈᵉʳ ᶰᵒʳᵐᵃᶫ ᶜᶦʳᶜᵘᵐˢᵗᵃᶰᶜᵉˢ⋅
To be fair I'm confident I could get with girls on tinder if I actually tried, I just legitimately can't be fucked.