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Does anyone else get irrationally angry at the phonies that inhabit this place? Any time I’ve been inside I just see fat senior citizens buying overpriced shit for imaginary outdoor activities they will never actually take part in. They will buy their lightweight titanium cookware, freeze dried meals and hiking sandals to a campground with a power hookup and drive into town to eat at restaurants and pretend to be outdoorsman. I have never once seen anyone in there that actually looks like they would know how to start a fire without a lighter. If I handed them a ferro rod they wouldn’t know what the fuck they were looking at.