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Would it be feasible to make erbswurst with some kind of bean? If you don’t know, erbswurst is a “sausage” made of split peas, (sometimes) meat, and fat to make it adhere and was typically mixed with warm water to make a soup. It was originally part of Germany’s iron ration during WW1 and WW2. Bean soup seems better than pea soup+beans would have a higher protein content. What beans would you anons use? I would be partial to kidney beans but those will make you very sick if raw and sometimes erbswurst is somewhat undercooked.
>>2284352 >have slightly more protein than cooked kidney beans.
No they don't, kidney beans has like 6 or 7 grams more.
Die Rezeptur ist geheim, wie bist du da dran gekuhmt? Mit generationel weitergebenden Erb Wurstlern ist nicht zu spaßen
Listen Nazi, this is an English speaking site.
>>2284489 >Chili is Serious Business with most Texans
imagine being this proud of a boomer meme brought to you by ConAgra Foods, Inc.
General plan is to tour Vancouver Island down to Olympic Forest for peak comfy, then pack west for Glacier before leaving by Edmonton. Probably will be in July but most of this is just in the air. Does this make the most of the /out/doors there reasonably? Do be aware my family are normies
do this instead
End the trip in Calgary. Going up the QE2 is like driving the interstate in Eastern Montana. Why would you waste time and fuel doing that?
Post pics when it actually happens, THEN we'll rate your trip.
Why Calgary to Edmonton? Alberta has loads of great /out/ but the corridor isn't really the place to find it.
t. corridor dweller
Calgary is an unlikely stop. I should have also stated that this will all have to be in 2 week time frame of travel so I can't go to hyperborea with this (unfortunately)
where does one start with sailing?
Usually on a boat.
preferable a sail boat.
go to your local club and ask them
if they have beginner classes, then take one. if not, ask them were to go.
yea fr every yacht club is looking for rail meat on race day and they'd love to show you the basics
or you could just do some research, buy a small boat and do your thing w some friends figuring it out
just try to not darwin award yourself, it gets a little easier out on the water
Where do people poop when they go hiking? this girl of mine invited me to hike this mountain and wants us to stay overnight and camp, I have a feeling she wants sex, but I really don't want to fuck a girl with a smelly asshole and sweaty pussy after walking for 8 hours. I've always liked the idea of camping and hiking big mountains, but until recently I never thought about the act of pooping while taking part in said activity.
My shits are extremely soft and sticky. It takes at least 10 minutes to wipe.
most people get laid
I have it, it works ok, but obviously not as much pressure as a real bidet. I usually wipe once with a wet wipe after, then dry with a designated cloth, and finally apply corn starch, i have sensitive skin and need to be clean as possible down there esp when hiking all day
1) more fiber.
2) Get a bidet at home, unless you like the idea of hemorrhoids.
Most people, just not you.
I have to leave my parents house in 20 days, and from then on I’m homeless, jobless and friendless I don’t have a drivers license and I’m fatter than fuck.
How do I hike across the country to Florida? Eugene Oregon is boring as fuck
Alright kid here’s my advice. If you can find a job where you live immediately apply for some and try to bank one doesn’t matter what it is just has to pay $15 an hour or so.
Then, buy a tent and camp out for your first two weeks and collect a paycheck. After that look up on Craigslist and find basements for rent in your area. If you can’t find any then camp out for another 4 weeks and save some money all of it don’t spend it on anything besides your basic needs. Then go to whatever state you desire (try the south for cheap rent) and apply to jobs before you go and do zoom meetings for the interview and meet in library’s so you can have a place to chat with them that isn’t the woods. And voila you now have a job in the state you desire. Some cash for rent in a basement, and a new job. Get a bus ticket or a plane down to the state you desire or a train, and just start working at your job and sleeping at your basement property. You can do it op also lose some weight. You can make it, you’re just gonna have to struggle a bit but just save up cash like crazy and live super cheap. You can probably do a lot more than you expect.
People *from* Florida. We've got plenty of bums but they're violent and will literally rape and kill OP.
Not this guy but his advice is pretty good, but be sure to do your research. A lot of cities down south have rapidly growing rent prices, Florida in particular. Also, if you NEED an address in order to get a job, postal offices have PO boxes for homeless people, there's a process to apply. Alternatively, ask your parents if you can use their address for JUST your mailing address while you find somewhere to live. Make it clear that you won't be living there, only coming by to get any mail they have for you. I can't imagine any parent that would say no to that.
Here is a brief FAQ on homeless PO Boxes:
can you please post your belly anon and show us how fat you are haha
You also can't join with a firearms and drug offense on your record. The days of waivers for anything are long past.
Pull up a chair, anon. It's winter. Time for a return of the comfy greentext story thread.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bj0vQ_ksuTo >step inside the cabin, stomping snow off your boots and removing them by the door >hang your rifle up on the rack, then hang up your hat and coat >your ears are freezing >walk over to the pot belly stove in the corner of your cabin, open the door with a stick, and toss in another chunk of wood to kick up the fire >make yourself a batch of hot chocolate and pour a can of beef stew into a pot to cook on the stove >check the weather on your phone >bad snowstorm is coming in, looks like you're going to be stuck here for days instead of just coming up for the weekend >oh no, how terrible, you chuckle to yourself as you text your boss that you're stranded in the cabin and won't be able to make it to work... and that you'll probably lose phone service from the storm, just before turning your phone off and tossing it aside >you lay down on the cot and snuggle under the wool blankets, bowl of stew on the table beside you, and open up your book to where you left off >tail thumping, your dog sticks her head up to nuzzle you and you scratch her ears before she settles back down in her bed and starts snoring again >eventually, you're too sleepy to stay up any longer; you set the book aside, toss another log in the fire, and turn out the gas lantern by the bedside >belly full of warm stew, the crackle of the fire dimly lighting the inside of the cabin, the howl of the wind and snow outside, and nobody telling you what to do >life doesn't get any better than this
>>2288981 >18 >drinking corona beer >doing stupid shit
Everything checks out. Thanks for rekindling fond memories.
I read that last bit as
>you're too sleepy to stay up any longer; you toss the book in the fire
I did this for a while lol. When I first moved into a super rural place I bought so much crap with me, like boxes and boxes full of shitty old forgettable sci-fi and horror pulps, so I downsized the collection during winter
>life doesn't get any better than this >slowly doze off >[swish] ... [swish] >something large flies inches away from your face >turn on light >another fucking bat has popped through the hole in the ceiling >open windows to try and shoo it out >continues to fly circles around the light >stand on chair waving a grocery bag around to try and catch it >finally catch it >walk a long way up the backyard to release it >walk back home and see a cloud of termites flying through the open window attracted to the light >fml >switch on outdoor lights while quickly turning off bedroom light and slamming door >stand in darkness for a few moments pondering the poor life decisions that led me to this place >resigned to sleeping on couch in front of book-ember fire in living room with no blankets or pillows because they're trapped in the termite room >still manage to doze off >"life doesn't get any better than this" >need to take a piss >go into bathroom and switch on light and lift lid >JESUS there's a fucking hand-sized huntsman spider under it that disappears behind the cistern at lightning speed >nope nope nope >take a piss outside >the glass panes of the back door are now covered in termites because I left the bathroom light on >give up and sleep in the car >"life doesn't get any better than this"
>>2290062 >JESUS there's a fucking hand-sized huntsman spider under it that disappears behind the cistern at lightning speed
(Cries in Australian)
Haha what the hell. Is there a back story?
It's caturday. Post cats.
as much as I love caturday, that's a /k/ and /an/ thing. If you do post, atleast post a picture you took
anything goes on fucking /out/ this month I guess
If you own toys of any kind, you are coping from a loss of civility in the world and you're trying to control your environment by any means.
Whenever I make a post that MAY be slightly out of context it gets nuked instantly and I get a warning.
But this shit is still up.
Video games and gaming computers are toys, btw.
>>2290536 >a shut-in projecting his frustrations at people who post pictures while /out/ because they have a fun figure with them
Yeah I guess that would make sense. Still doesn't seem /out/ related though.
You went /out/ this weekend, right Anon? You know you’ll feel better once you do.
It was very fun for my first time camping away from my car and all the shit I got for Christmas served me very well. I will be spending a lot more time /out/ this year.
I need to get the underquilt protector for my warbonnet hammock however once I have it I will go camping somewhere on the Missouri River in February weather depending since I have a zero degree underquilt. Cant wait to get out since I have not gone off season camping in a long time.
Yes I did. Probably the coldest night I’ve ever spent out but comfy nonetheless
I went fishing and saw a mink in my usual spot.
Tried going to a local lake last weekend but the logging road there still had too much snow and my truck couldn't get through. Gonna wait out this weekend and try again next weekend. Really want to try camping in my truck and I've got a little inflatable boat that I've only used once.
>Love walking at night, with no one around >Death in the family, stressful few weeks >Walk around pond and recreation path at 3 AM to clear my head >Listening to pic related >Police officer stops me, says I look suspicious walking around at 3 when it's 11 degrees >I'm nervous if I'm trespassing and ask him if it's illegal to be there after dark so I know in the future >He interprets that as me being a smartass (I learned after it is legal) so he gives me a hard time I wish people would just leave me alone bros and I could enjoy nature in peace.
Or just tell him you need to clear your head cause you recently sufferd a loss. No need to be apologetic or grovel, just be open and sincere. Most cops are just regular people doing their job.
Never had that happen in Euroland, although I was stopped once when hitchhiking in Italy. Guy had no idea my passport (Latvia) is from EU and kept asking for visa (munipical police have fuck all to do with borders or immigration) and I kept repeating lol I don't need anything. They went suspiciously quiet after they read the first page which says it's a EU passport in lile 34 different languages. They kind of tried to hassle me, but I just kept asking if I had broken any laws and am I free to go. Then some local lady said she'll give me a lift and they fucked off. Small town police are either power tripping retards two steps away from a lawsuit or the nicest people you'll ever meet.
You should always ask if you are obliged to give such information and be aware of the local laws. Often police will ask for these things even if technically they shouldn't be, it's just most people don't know their own rights and laws.
Listen to this guy. Acting aggressive is stupid, you'll just put him on edge and up your chances of getting ventilated. Explain yourself calmly and firmly, don't be a dick.
>>2290320 >up your chances of getting ventilated
AMERICA FUCK YEAH
What color is your skin?