>love to off trial hike
>love to LARP as an early explorer
>always bring a detachable 9 foot flag pole with several flags to fly as I hike
>be hiking through a touristy area with my flag waving in the wind
>got to walk a couple mile to cross a fast flowing river via road bridge
>holding the pole with both my hands as I cross the bridge like an uber chad flag carrier
>car full of people goes past
>guy yells "nice flag, faggot"