That's the thing they're just the most basic, cringy human beings to be around. Nothing really crazy, just kinda awkward and depressing.
Wearing matching football jerseys that say "bride" and "groom" in photos
Wanting cocktails named after them... he picked rum and diet coke... so all night people would ask for "a josh"
... we had initially made up a kind of neat one for his wife but the 30 y/o sorority chicks burned through my bottle of aperol in 20 minutes so we just started mixing random shit that would turn out pink. No one noticed.
having half the guests disappear to buy mic ultra at the gas station because the bar closed for 45 mins so our servers could drop food...
Getting paid to sit in the hall babysitting the bar during speeches so people wouldn't come steal alcohol...
the black weddings are more fun, at least the guys aren't afraid dancing will make them look gay