>Power restored to Sunyshore City
>Can finally get my 8th badge
>Meet this Elite 4 Member named Flint
>He tells me the Sunyshore Gym Leader is depressed
>Excessive Ronald McDonald poses
>Gratuitous use of fire puns
>"Hey Anon, you should REIGNITE Volkner's passion for battling
>FINALLY arrive in Sunyshore
>Immediately approached by that chick who likes to sit on Magnemite
>"Hi, I'm Jasmine. This city reminds me of my hometown in the region next to KANTOOOOOO"
>"I like Super Contests, let's have a battle."
>Destroy her contest trained Magnemite with my exceedingly rare fire Pokemon Infernape.
>"Wow Anon, you're so strong. Here's the HM for Surf and the legendary steel type Pokemon Dialga.
>"My name is Volkner, I'm the gym leader of Sunyshore City. Your battle has inspired me. Here's my badge. Let's battle one day!"
>That day never comes.