You know, I was walking down the street today, picking up trash that anti social people throw onto the street, including dog droppings that inconsiderate dog owners leave behind, stuffing it all into my pockets, when I suddenly thought about hoi4. I immediately had an orgasm and jizzed my pants. Not that anyone would really notice because the some of the dog shit was quite wet and had already stained my pants with liquid feces.
Anyway I went home right away and told my mother all about it and she said "Why dont you go on line and make another hoi4 thread, dear". So you know what? I did! And while I was typing it out she brought me a glass of warm milk and some melted goat cheese on rice crackers. My favorite! "You had better change out of those pants, dear", she said, noticing the dog shit leaking out of my pockets. So I did and she handed me a pair of her old panties to wear instead. Although they are very loose and baggy they are quite comfortable and I just love the smell, they haven't been washed in years. "You look quite the little bitch now, dear" she said, and we both laughed. So after fondling me a bit, she left. Anyway I think it would be really great if there was an entire board just for hoi4 because hoi4 really is the best of all games and I play it all day when I am not picking up dog shit and servicing my mother.